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23 April 2009 @ 10:10 pm
joke for the day!  

                                 My Dad Is Gay

 

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
 
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

 

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
 
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
 
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

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andieshep: Carson Beckettandieshep on April 24th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
Haha! Best joke ever.... Must remember that one. :D
jennifer jensen: SG: Carter smileyjenniferjensen on April 24th, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
LOL, I sent it to my dad since he insists on cheering for the oilers even if they never make it to the playoffs. just cause your from Edmonton......
me_maneuver: Eddie Izzard - On the moon!me_maneuver on April 24th, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
haha. Awesome.
jennifer jensen: SG: Thor says OMFGjenniferjensen on April 24th, 2009 04:47 am (UTC)
I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it today, which was bad cause I was working....
spacegirlnz: companion cubespacegirlnz on April 24th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
Lol
jennifer jensen: stock: i'm specialjenniferjensen on April 24th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
Karolienwraithness on April 24th, 2009 10:55 am (UTC)
Haha. Good one!
jennifer jensen: SGA: Atlantis stilljenniferjensen on April 24th, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
I thought so.